Bouncing Betty's Visit to Plattsmouth, NE
For those who don't know, Betty is a traveling female action figure from the Men with Dolls ezboard.
I wonder where Betty and the Baron are? This is a big parking lot. Am I in the right section?  I appear to be on time.
"My informant said something big was going to happen today.  We will watch Mr. Blankenship and see for whom he is waiting. Ja, Hans."
"Jawohl, Frau Doktor!"

The Baron: " Guten Tag, Rich. May I present Miss Betty.  Betty, may I introduce to you, Mr. Rich Blankenship."
Rich: "Hi Betty. Let's get your luggage loaded into the PT."
Betty: "Hi, Rich."
The Baron: " Take good care of Betty, or you will answer to me. Verstehen sie? "
Rich: "Yes, sir. I will take very good care of Betty."
Betty: " Hey wait a minute, fellas. I'm not helpless. I can take care of myself."
The Baron: "Entschuldigung, bitte. I'm making it clear to Rich to treat you in a gentlemanly fashion, or he will answer for his behavior."
Rich: " Don't worry, Baron, I and the rest of the Civies crew will take good care of Betty. Let's get this luggage loaded so we can be on our way."
Disclaimer: It's been over 20 years since my high school German class, please excuse any errors.
Frau Doktor: " So this is why all the Goodie-two-shoes have been so excited this week. A guest was coming for a visit. Hans, she looks like a perfect subject for our project. See to it."
Hans: "Jawohl, Frau Doktor!"
Betty:" So, Rich, when do I get to drive this silver baby?"
Rich: " It looks like all the luggage is in, Baron."
The Baron: " Watch out for Betty's beaver. He got into my imported German beers and got sick all over my heirloom rugs. The stench may never come out. Fritz was very displeased."
Rich: "Thanks for the warning. I'll watch the sneaking little rodent."
Rich: "That does it. Betty, I'll let you drive after we get home.
Betty: " Shoot!  Don't forget, Rich."

Rich: " Let's load up! Thank you Baron.
Betty: "Thank you, Baron. I had a wonderfully time. Come on, Bucky. Get in the car."
The Baron: "It was my pleasure, Fraulein. Auf  wiedersehen."
Betty:" Hey, I think I see someone watching us over there."
Rich: "I don't see anyone. Let's go."

Betty: "I'm sure I saw someone over there. Maybe we should go check it out.
Rich: "I didn't see anyone. Everyone is waiting at home to meet you, Betty. We don't have time to go tramping through tall grass."
Rich: "So Betty, do you like pizza?"
Betty: " Of coarse. Now, when do I get to drive?"
Frau Doktor: " Sehr gut! They are leaving. Go get the mercedes, Hans."
Hans: "Jawohl, Frau Doktor."
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